Man. This medicine of ours is kinda bitter. Has an 80-proof kick, though. So, remember all those posts where we said, “have a sense of humor about yourself?” Yeah, that was great and all until we encountered AgencyWank Tumblr, “a collection of the wankiest slogans and text on ad/marketing agency websites,” and found ourselves on there not once but twice! Hoist on our own petard! Curses! But then we noticed six times the normal visits to our site, plus reblogs spreading the Mortar
virus gospel throughout the land, and we remember, it could be worse.
Just when we were about to take over the abandoned amusement park! We would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids. Well, at least we got to say “hoist on our own petard.”